What’s the difference between talking to a god and talking to the ceiling?
There’re a couple of daddy-long-legs spiders in the corner of the ceiling looking down at a Christian praying. One of the spiders says to the other, “Is he talking to us?” The other spider says, “If so, he must think we’re gods because he’s praying to us to help his teenage daughter keep her virginity until she’s married. Should we answer his prayers? You must give us succulent flies for your prayers to be answered, human. Do you think he heard us?” The other spider says, “Well, looks like he’s stopped praying now so maybe. Those flies better be succulent or I’m so going to bone his daughter.”
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Have you ever asked Jesus into your heart? Have you ever considered that others have and are hearing God and you are not? Have you ever thought that maybe you are jealous and cannot stand it that we can hear God and you can only talk to your spider friends.
How healthy is that?
Have you named them yet>?
you will know if you feel the Unconditional love and strength.
He gave us all a connection to him at birth.
It seems as one gets older they are convinced to look outside themselves and loose the connection.
God is there all you have to do is pray for guidance and the strength to follow through.
The Divine gave us a soul
The Divine communicates to us through the soul.
The Divine provided, through the soul, love and strength continuously.
The Divine had given us the living word that resides in us.
Soul is love
Soul is strength
Soul is pure
Soul is eternal.
The Love fills us and keeps us from wanting
The Strength allows us to over come our human desires and face the situation life gives us.
Through experience I know this.
Alot. God answers back. The ceiling doesnt.
Catholic Christian †
If you can't figure that out I am not going to waste time trying to explain. Some people are just hopeless.
You are stooping to new levels of "lowness", Miss D.................prayerfully, you will realize that it's through the grace of God that He even allows you to still be here and not eternally separated from Him.................there is still time to repent, see the errors of your ways, and accept Jesus Christ as your Savior !!
Don't know much about spiders, do ya?
ceilings exist
You can see the ceiling.
God listens and answers.
One is invisible and nonexistent, and the other is a ceiling.