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An interesting paradox would occur. On one end the church and stick in the muds would be up in arms, per the protocol. Whilst, a few pinays and ladyboys would offer to marry sTewie, and perhaps even the dog.

stewie would be sent to foster care, and brian will wander into a nearby drinking session and never be heard of again

no...Filipinos are too conservative & closed-minded...also very religious

Also, I am a Filipino...half anyway