Poop contains almost no protein and would make you sick.

There should be no protein in your stool. The presence of protein and/or fat is as n indicator of a poor diet, rich in sugar and low in fiber.

Poop should always sink. Fats make it float.

If your poop floats, talk to your doctor. Could be a serious concern.

OMG.

Youre body gets rid of fecal matter with good reason. The only thing you'll gain would be parasitic worms or infections.

Are you kidding? Poop is disgusting and will make you sick!

That's disgusting.