I was masturbating in my garage and inadvertently flashed my neighbor. Should I apologise or hope she doesn’t report it?
Update:
Thank you for your blunt & eye opening comments. The guilt is killing me and I don’t plan to do it again.
I confess that I had my fly open in the past week but always refrained from actually allowing it to be seen. I’d like someone to explain why I get such a huge rush knowing I could be seen. Is it related to my recent decision to end my use of an SSRI?
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Don't mention it, she probably wouldn't want to speak about it. If ever the topic pops up in conversation, joke about it.
She’d be a dumb bítch if she reported seeing a guy jacking off LOL. Don’t worry bro, you’ll be fine. It was a mistake and things happen. My mom once walked in on me when I was 17. I was jacking off to MILF porn and I panicked and pushed my penis back in my pants!
There was so much awkward silence between us for DAYS after! But now that I’m 24 I just laugh it off. No big deal!
Why the f*ck do you have your garage door open? And you couldn’t just do this in the bathroom?
Weirdo.
I just don't know if you're 66 or 15 and fantasizing. I just can't see a 66 year old man failing to find a private place. The garage is fine but WTF would keep you from AT LEAST turning your back? At the very least, part of this story is not true. At the most, it's ALL fantasy.
Invite her over for a repeat.
How do you "inadvertently" leave garage doors open while showcasing your erection = LOL.
Why were you masturbating in your garage? A such activity should be done in your bedroom.
Why are you masturbating with the garage door wide open?
Maybe she inadvertently didn't notice. If she did, you better hope she forgets or you could end up in jail. I would not recommend that you remind her with an apology. If you apologize, you are admitting to the crime. Right now, it's your word against hers... unless she has photographic evidence, which is possible. Pray that she doesn't or you and your junk could end up on the Internet, labeled "Sexual Pervert" on a neighborhood website.
If you feel obliged to apologize, then do it. However, i think that you definitely do not need to. She was looking onto your property at you whilst you were doing your own private activities, and she has faced the consequences of her nosy actions. If she reports it and you get charged with something, fight the case.
Well, first off I'd refrain from masturbating in the garage in the future, or at least make sure all doors are closed and my privacy was secured.
As for the neighbor, I'd do and say nothing unless it becomes an actual issue and apologize if it becomes necessary.
Unless it was blatantly clear what you were doing, she may not have even caught on.