Somebody had a mystical vision. They wrote it down.
What does it mean? Your guess is as good as anyone else's. Just like the quatrains of Nostradamus, the book is cryptic enough to accommodate hundreds of different interpretations.
According to reliable sources it is said that in the 2012 the Mayans told jebus crispy to tell the flying spaghetti monster to coerce the invisible pink unicorn into doing bestiality movies with the 4 horseman of the apocalypse, thus inducing a super orgasm which shall bring forth ragnarok, trowing the elephants off balance from the turtle and making the disk fall to hades and going kaput.
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Somebody had a mystical vision. They wrote it down.
What does it mean? Your guess is as good as anyone else's. Just like the quatrains of Nostradamus, the book is cryptic enough to accommodate hundreds of different interpretations.
According to reliable sources it is said that in the 2012 the Mayans told jebus crispy to tell the flying spaghetti monster to coerce the invisible pink unicorn into doing bestiality movies with the 4 horseman of the apocalypse, thus inducing a super orgasm which shall bring forth ragnarok, trowing the elephants off balance from the turtle and making the disk fall to hades and going kaput.
The problem is that Biblically, there are multiple conflicting versions. That's why people have resorted to using fiction to explain it.
It isn't an easy or quick explanation..Get a Bible with study notes and read Daniel and Revelations.
It's spelled apocalypse. You also spelld anyone wrong, and it's biblical not biblian.