What? Urg! No! I'm offended! Those wafers taste like cardboard and that would be a waste of perfectly good mackerel!

The things used in the communion are not holy. They only become important at the point we are using them to glorify God. The bread and wine (grape juice) are part of covenant talk and was fully understood in that time. It still is today, but we forget what it means. Just like at the wedding where a union or covenant is made, cake (bread) and wine is used to signify the covenant. Once this is understood you will be ashamed of this silly question.

Ah, Mr. P, don't hold back...

But you can not make Christianity look any more silly than it is.

But silliness has no limits.

Update.. The Eucharist and cannibalism. Google it.

No.

They taste really terrible.

And if you invite any Catholics they will LITERALLY turn into flesh and probably get blood everywhere. At least that's what the superstitious believe and since in religions facts and opinions are interchangeable.... you cannot be too careful.

You are correct, prior to consecration they are just unleavened bread, and not very tasty bread at that. Of course there would be the little matter of stealing them from the church.

Catholic deacon

Only if you don't mind spending eternity in hell

You can, but they don't taste very good.

You're not funny.

Don't quit your day job..

I mean don't quit mooching off of your parents.

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