For me it has to be this:
I was talking to my female boss, an upright and very professional person, earlier in the day about tall people. She and I are both 5 foot 6 inches tall, and our husbands are both fairly tall, hers being 6 foot 5 inches in height. At the end of a long hot work day (the air conditioning was broken in the building), she said she was going home to have a “tall stiff one”. Hot, tired, and obviously not thinking, I said “You should have a drink, too!”
My boss stopped dead in her tracks, and stared at me with her mouth open. Mentally I was job searching, fearing my days at my job with her were numbered. I NEVER say stuff like that, and sure don’t know what got into me to say it to my boss, of all people.
Thankfully, I’m still employed as she finally laughed and walked out the door.
I’d hear YOUR story … I don’t want to be alone! :)
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used soap that i was allergic too. resulting with red itchy stingy skin. it started as an itch. brushed the thought off, and continued lathering, the more the itch increased the more i lathered. when i stepped out of the shower. yes, the shower. i couldn't touch anything neither could anything or anyone touch my skin. ran in front of the air conditioner, thinking the cool air would cool it off....ended up screaming my lungs out. its quiet funny actually.
in my defense, i came back from a tiring workout and just needed to get cleaned and fall asleep. sleep was my aim.
yesterday i and my best friend were trying math sums, her procedure was correct but she never got the correct answer for upto five sums, so i asked her to leave the pencil and start solving with a pen to FEEL THE CHANGE which will motivate her in getting the correct answer and she'll be happy.i think that's the most nonsensical thing i ever said
haha, but that's funny.... mine isn't..... i just started working in a local bar and the boss was introducing me to the accountant..... she introduced me first and said to the accountant... "This is Mike"..... I looked at her, offered my hand and said..... "Hi Mike, nice to meet you"...... gaaah... the boss says...... "No, you're Mike this is Marie".
geez.
I've still got my job too ..... apparently they thought it was cute.
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Trying to get in enrolled in harvard university.
not pay a bill on time
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