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The computer.

*smashes computer on your head*

OH NO !!! How do I use Y!A now? :(

Whattt? And all this time you never offered to lend a hand when I was tidying my wardrobe??? * taps you upside the back of head like Gibbs does in NCSI*! I love that part--sooo funny.*

A condom? jk brahh

But no, i'm not gonna hit youu :)

I'll just scream and then let you sit next to me so we can both go on y!a.

Woah! Don't move! Relax! Relax! Whooo....arrree...you?

(BY the way, I'm not going to hit you) ;)

Haaaa! now i won't sleep for a month. umm a printer? hahaha RUN!

I don't wanna hit you.

a water bottle lol

i don't hit women

hugs

omg rapist!!!

i hit you with a knife