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Staple your nostrlis together

You're supposed to stick USED tampons in the bleeding nostril durr everyone knows that

you can get pads with wings now,better absorbancy and they dont hurt as much as tampons stuck up the nose cos they swell!

Cat's tails work fairly well...small dog tails work, as well. Or a frozen corn dog, if she has large nostrils.

Wear your clown nose!

put a peg on it..works like a treat..tampons are expensive don't waste em all..man..

Hold your head up.

if you're serious and they aren't working you need to go have your nasal passage cauterized

use an old sock

Duct tape. If you can't duct it, fu** it.