First of all, sell that trained chimp you have (he's eating you out of house and home), then tell granny she needs to get a job. Just because she hands over her social security check to you each month, doesn't mean she gets to live high on the hog.
Tell her to start getting her food from Meals on Wheels, so that you can use her SS checks to eat steak each night.
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come live with me baby...I got too much money left at the end of the month.....
First of all, sell that trained chimp you have (he's eating you out of house and home), then tell granny she needs to get a job. Just because she hands over her social security check to you each month, doesn't mean she gets to live high on the hog.
Tell her to start getting her food from Meals on Wheels, so that you can use her SS checks to eat steak each night.
*cries for poor old granny*
Get a leprechaun
Start pimping
Me too! I guess we need a second job.
We need to get a job.
Write your congressman. Oh wait, I just remembered... they don't give a crap!
well i hear mcdonalds is hiring
spend less
I have the same problem. If you find out please let me know