Its the rapture, guess spelling the word "monastery" incorrectly kept you from being raptured.

So, mommy finally unlocked the basement.

Three months

and you never learned how to spell "monastery"?

lolz and we still have 18 months to go, or a minimum of of thirty days aftrer lock downs are ordered

Yes, try Dr. Frankenstein. He can help you.

I'm a doctor, Ph.D., clinical psychology. May I be of help?

Troll score 10 out of 10 for plausibility, and for not taking it to a ridiculous level.

HE might be swamped...U can try an emergency room in hospital.

I don't believe you. You most probably are lying.