Did the shoe thrower work alone? Rumors of Al Qaida links and shoes of mass destruction?? Secret Service…..?
…investigating covert shoe-throwing training camp in rugged peaks of Afghanistan!? Complete with precision target practice and dunk tanks for prime ministers at adjoining podiums?
Rumors of plans by “Alden Qaida” to obtain shoes of mass destruction… Now developing cleats and even – God forbid – steel-toed work boots!?
How can this heinous plot be derailed??
Update:Edit: grenades are made by US manufacturers.
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I saw on Fox News that Al queda had detailed plans from several designers, and determined that Steve Madden were the most aerodynamic shoe but due to the Department of Homeland Securities unending vigilance all they could get were Deer Stags from KMart. Probably saved W's life.
Americans will start carrying extra shoes to throw at people. Look at what that guy started.
Man, you crack me up...yes, this needs to be investigated by a panel of international leaders, all of whom wear Dr. Scholl's.
I can't wait until they move up to granades. Obama should be President by then. I hope you get the same BANG out of that, when it happens.
LOOOOOL, hey this needs to be investigated by..Captain Morgan:)
THE WRIGHT BROTHERS' WERE TESTING OUT A PAIR OF FLYING SHOES...
shoes of mass destruction? i've got to use that. absolutely hilarious!
I hear McCain was behind it for bush ruining his chances of being pres...
Don't worry...the FBI is on it. I think we'll invade Thailand and stop NIKE for sure now!
He was nothing more than an angry journalist. NEXT!