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The holes in your fishnets really compliment the wooley mammoth hair on your legs

1. I forgot my $20s, and only brought the benjamins tonight, if that's alright with u

2. I brought extra condoms

3. If i could be your pimp, i wont take a cut on your B-Day

4. You're much better than my hand

5. Your parents must be very proud

6. If u clean up that sore on your mouth, i promise to take u out in public

7. I taped the money to your forehead, just in case you're too drunk to remember to pick it up when we're done

I can tell you're the kind of prostitute that doesn't work Double Shifts On Christmas ;)

solid i dated myself a pair of month in the past yet we've been too incompatible for another How am i able to maintain myself from comparing me to my different exes? do not complication this new guy sounds much extra useful than your exes Is it merely before me to assume intercourse on the top of the night? except the two your hands are in casts i don't think of it quite is too forward or impossible wish ya get fortunate 2nite

Here's my gold card.

I promise not to kill you.

I'm not a police officer.

I don't like to kiss on the mouth either.

Let's just talk.

You have a nice C-section scar.

I too, enjoy tattooing "juicy" on my butt cheek.

that's all i have....i'm very tired

I have all night, and just got paid today. Works every time, and you'll get your moneys worth

My, what a deep voice you have.

My, what hairy legs you have.

My, what...ahhh! Holy ****!

You are soooo tight!!!!

How often do you work out?

Can you give me two for one?

ummm well because im not one..i would not know!!!