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Women with big hair and bugs the size of manhole covers.

They claim everything's bigger in Texas but Florida,New York,the Carolinas and Georgia have proved that wrong.

It's close to Louisiana, so you can always party in New Orleans. Also, if you have to escape to Mexico and you're already in south Texas you're almost there.

I have family in texas. Its all deserty. That's a plus. It kinda reminds me of Arizona except not nearly as awesome.

Air conditioning and authentic tex mex

Lots of places to bury your victims.

I thought everything was bigger in Texas?

Armadillo...

I didn't get sodomized by those cowboys in the diner.

the people have a funny accent?