I really really want it and I've heard that a lot of Pokémon in the GTS are traded with it but I cannot find a single reasonable person on there =( The trades are all super-unfair (Level 100 Suicun against level 10 Diglett, etc...)

Would anyone be kind enough to trade me a pokérus-infected Pokémon? ^.^ I could give you a Ditto, or Cyndaquil or pretty much any Gen. 1 or 2 Poké (I have Soul Silver) in return... I could attach a Nugget, Quick Claw or other rare item too.

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease? D=