Ä .... Who can take 5 of these "A" sentences and include them in an amusing story, just for fun?
1. And THAT'S the gist of it, your honor.
2. As tears go by.
3. Astrophysics.....NOT!
4. And THEN he had the nerve to tell me.......
5. After I take the spaghetti out of my hair.
6. About that last comment.....Put up your dukes!!
7. Anything you say will be worthless at this point.
8. Angelic face.....Asine personality.
9. Asti Spumante helps me tolerate your imbecilic behavior.....Ya know?
10. Assumptions. Assumptions. That's all they are.
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Sam described his encounter with the aliens.
“They landed here in a kind of vessel that I’ve never seen before. They seemed to look like us, but they were different and I couldn’t understand their language. Most of them had metal on their heads, and they carried long poles. I think they want to take hostages. They grabbed me, but I managed to escape. Their weapons are far superior to ours. I saw them kill just by pointing their poles. They walk around with impunity. And THAT'S the gist of it. Your honor (1) is at stake. The people will see you as a weakling if you are not able to deal with them. Civilization as we know it will come to an end.”
Horace looked at him.
“Sam, you are being neurotic. There are no such beings as aliens. I saw the final exam essay you wrote on astrophysics....Not (3) your best work, seeing as you insisted that aliens have landed here before. Assumptions. Assumptions. That's all they are. (10) ”
Sam:
They are here. I tell you. The end of the world is at hand. And it is all because you have done evil in the sight of God, by not allowing me to marry your daughter.
Horace ( with a rising tone of anger )
“Anything you say will be worthless at this point. (7)”
Sam: (panicking now)
We are doomed I tell you. I have tasted their strange food while I was their prisoner. They forced it on me. It burned my throat. It looked like long worms. It threw it back at them.
On board the alien ship.
Crew member: I tell you the people here are crazy, captain. I’ll explain after I take the spaghetti out of my hair. (5) I know the meat balls were a bit spicy but he didn’t have to throw it at me and then jump overboard.
Captain Columbus: We will have to teach them some table manners.
Assumptions. Assumptions. That's all they are. About that last comment.....Put up your dukes!!
And THEN he had the nerve to tell me.......Asti Spumante helps me tolerate your imbecilic behavior.....Ya know? And THAT'S the gist of it, your honor.
how bout that for a short story
Would love to read it.. Sounds like terrific fun.