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But, but, but, you are crazy if you want a tinfoil hat!

It is not Halloween yet but try the costume dept.

Only idiots and imbeciles buy tin foil hats, the just plain dumb people make their own.

Though the masters make the rules for the wiseman, and the fools. I've got nothin ma to live up to.

That's a lot to ask from a very thin layer of aluminum.

Any "christian" bakery.

They will probably let you make it yourself!

How about you hide your tin foil inside a hat?

Seminary school

Nowhere. That look stays.

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