I don't know what it is but when I feel the need to take a dump, normal paper just don't cut it for me! If I had some paper described above it would be much better for an 'uplifting' moment. I don't hate the countries or their people rather I hate their lame tyrant dogs leading them. Hell if I could get toilet roll with a picture of Barack "Shukran al-Shaitan" Obama and David Cameron ma'loon on each piece I would really relish taking a dump and would gladly temporarily forego Sunnah just to wipe x1 then resume with the Istinja. Maybe a four pack with Barack Obama, David Cameron, Osama bin Laden would be a great seller? I think I would engoy using the bin Laden ma'loon branded roll very much! Thoughts please?

@thecharleslloyd, I don't normally rate Yahoo for search (i.e. homepage) as I am strictly Google for this but Google threw me a three year old question on Y!A. But I had the funniest idea for jokes. To go around all public toilets and replace the paper with this type and then when people use it this will be hilarious! As I already stated this is not about the American or British people as they are human beings, this is about the fake-*** tyrants of our era.