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i once had a monkey that was gay and alcoholic he loved his beer but used to get agitated if not given his daily pint

i didn't introduce him to drink he was like that when i got him

My dog and cat and my rabbit can be funny at times too.

my 2 ex wives! & they were not funny. but they did get the last laugh, much to my sorrow.

My sister

My ferret

orangutan

a platypus!