Well someone once told me to always look in the back seat of your car before getting in because you never know who can be in there...
My mom always says "I brought you into this world, I can take you out!"
two things:
1. don't you ever bring home a girl and tell us she is pregnant without a ring on her finger. true story (my mother told me this in high school senior year)
2. my father said: don't wait until your 32 to get married like me.
im now 29 and married lol
My father said: By the inch it's a cinch; by the mile it's a trial!
So true!
Hmm...here's a funny one my mom yelled at me: "You're the reason why parents put their cigarettes out on their children!"
don't masturbate next to the toaster
One thing,
"Don't fuc* up!"
And I never do!!!
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My mom always says "I brought you into this world, I can take you out!"
two things:
1. don't you ever bring home a girl and tell us she is pregnant without a ring on her finger. true story (my mother told me this in high school senior year)
2. my father said: don't wait until your 32 to get married like me.
im now 29 and married lol
My father said: By the inch it's a cinch; by the mile it's a trial!
So true!
Hmm...here's a funny one my mom yelled at me: "You're the reason why parents put their cigarettes out on their children!"
don't masturbate next to the toaster
One thing,
"Don't fuc* up!"
And I never do!!!