If Hitler were alive today, he would start off small. I think he would get into the internet bizz, and start a few pyramid schemes. Then when he got some more money, he would get into real estate. Once there was enough cash flow, he could take it easy a little bit an write a book or two. He would have one or two good bestsellers, one of them being "Kill the Jews", and the other being, "How to make money in real estate with no money down" Then he would become the governor of Alabama. This would help him expand his agenda. He would even get appearances on the Daily Show and Bill O'Reilly. He would be found dead two weaks later at his hunting camp in Texas, shot by his own luger.
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If Hitler were alive today, he would start off small. I think he would get into the internet bizz, and start a few pyramid schemes. Then when he got some more money, he would get into real estate. Once there was enough cash flow, he could take it easy a little bit an write a book or two. He would have one or two good bestsellers, one of them being "Kill the Jews", and the other being, "How to make money in real estate with no money down" Then he would become the governor of Alabama. This would help him expand his agenda. He would even get appearances on the Daily Show and Bill O'Reilly. He would be found dead two weaks later at his hunting camp in Texas, shot by his own luger.
He wouldn't celebrate it with a roast beef dinner, and he'd prefer you not drink alcohol. So rice is fine, but Saki and Shōchū is out...
He didn't like womanizers, either, but tolerated them. As for geishas, Eva would probably have given him hell...
Have a blast...
Take over Europe.
Spread hate
Sit in front of a mirror all day and act like he was french kissing himself like a porn star!
Kill the jews.
Kill you apparently.
Something insane...yet weirdly reasonable...
He sholuld go kill himself, oh wait he did.
kill innocent people.