Not Some Chiken cross the road BS . Something hardcore funny. Created by Cesar. entertainment-music-en - television-en - comedy-en

What is the funniest JokÊ you ever heard?

If you are OK with some racist jokes, politically incorrect jokes, and just plain wrong jokes here are some.

NOTE: TO ANYONE WHO SEES THIIS AND IS OFFENDED I DO NOT IN ANY WAY SUPPORT OR ENDORSE THESE JOKES. PLEASE DO NOT HATE ME.

Q:There is a black guy and a Mexican in a car who's driving?

A:The cop

Q: What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A: One can support a family of four?

Q: A blonde and a brunette jump off a building who lands first?

A: The brunette because the blonde stopped and asked for directions?

Person 1: Man its sad that no one cares about the jews, no one cares that hitler killed 60 million jews and a clown

Person 2: (May not respond this way): A clown?

Person 1: See no one cares about the jews

Q: What concert costs 45 cents

A: 50 Cent feat. Nickelback

Q; How did the hipster burn his tongue?

A: He drank coffee before it was cool

Q: What does a redneck call a deer with no eyes?

A: (In redneck voice) NO IDEER (like no idea or no eye deer but in redneck voice so "no I deer.... NO IDEER

Q: What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?

A: Barackoli

TO THE GOVERNMENT MONITORING THIS TELL OBAMA HE CAN USE THAT JOKE PUBLICLY ;)

Q: What do you call a pencil with no led?

A: Pointless

Q: Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

A: The Outside

Q:What do you call a man who shaves 20 times a day

A: A barber

Statement: Did you hear the 2 Antennas got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome

S: My grandpa had the heart of a lion... and a life time ban from the Lincoln Park Zoo

Hhahahahhahah hope you have many laughs sorry for the terrible ones ;)