We were at a Chicago Cubs game and we had bleacher seats. We arrived a while early and were walking down to our seats during the Cub's batting practice. Out of nowhere my mom runs and dives for a homerun ball that Sammy Sosa hit (this was during his prime, steroid induced homerun streak). I look up and I see my mom's *** up in the air and then her being sooooo excited that she got the ball. I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire game, just that image of my 55 year old mother's *** up in the air at a baseball game. I'm laughing just thinking about it right now!
One of my funniest memories of my mum is from a Christmas some time ago when she said that she was getting a duck for Boxing Day dinner and that it weighed 45 pounds, when she meant 4 - 5 pounds.
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We were at a Chicago Cubs game and we had bleacher seats. We arrived a while early and were walking down to our seats during the Cub's batting practice. Out of nowhere my mom runs and dives for a homerun ball that Sammy Sosa hit (this was during his prime, steroid induced homerun streak). I look up and I see my mom's *** up in the air and then her being sooooo excited that she got the ball. I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire game, just that image of my 55 year old mother's *** up in the air at a baseball game. I'm laughing just thinking about it right now!
One of my funniest memories of my mum is from a Christmas some time ago when she said that she was getting a duck for Boxing Day dinner and that it weighed 45 pounds, when she meant 4 - 5 pounds.
i was 9 or 10 years old and we went to a party
back then it was the fashion for women to wear wigs
mum had just got this new wig ....it was long blond hair
anyway i don't know it you remember a show THE ADAMS FAMILY
i said in front of everyone i am cousin IT then i pulled the wig from her head and place it backwards on my head
mums hair under the wig war pined up & didn't look particuly attractive....she turned all shades of red and every body at the party cracked up
didn't my old man give me a hideing when we got home
but i am 48 now and mum and i still laugh about it now
Pensacola Beach, Pensacola Florida. Don't know if you've been there? But we use to live there. (I was hatched there).
Any number of times that she had trouble, keeping us on shore. After we had eaten. Is priceless moments. That we talk about, even today!
She used to be able to touch her nose with her tongue...and would do it for my friends when asked. My mother is a gem! A funny gem. :)
when we were at the movies and it was all quiet and somebody farted by us and everyone turned around and thought it was my mom. that was soo funny.
When she gave birth to me.