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Hi

It's Arabic, I believe it's either Jordanian or Syrian accent.

Anyway, it means:

"How are you Abbood (person's name)? How was this tourism at Syria? I hope you were happy"

"Massive Feat Ya Abboud what way was Hasiyaha GS Syria god Nbstt"

I have no idea what the ef that supposed to mean though.

The dog have just peed and he needs to be washed.