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I woke up . .. fell outta bed. . . dragged a comb across my head. . . ch ch ch ch ch ch ch

Then I saw this Q and wondered how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall .

But I quickly got back to the question at hand and thought that this Q was different . It didn't contain any of the hatred that we have seen so often on this site . Hmmmm , I thought maybe the asker is really asking us to Come together. . .Right now. . over me .

Yeah. . .Imagine all the people, livin life with you .

But I'm still left with one question. . . . .Who is the Eggman ?. . . .and a second question. . .who is the Walrus ?

KuKu Kachoo !!!

Hey Bill, stay away from SEXY SADIE. you know she's my GIRL. She loves EVERY LITTLE THING I do to please her. She love me AND I LOVE HER. What, do i hear NO REPLY? I better not have to tell you again. You better RUN FOR YOUR LIFE because YOU CAN'T DO THAT to my GIRL. YOUR MOTHER SHOULD KNOW what you're doing. You know YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE YOUR LOVE AWAY. How about going after MICHELLE. She's single, unlike my GIRL, SEXY SADIE. Just don't ask ELEANOR RIGBY out on a date. Only a NOWHERE MAN would. Even though you're a BAD BOY, you aren't THE FOOL ON THE HILL. Here, I'll even tell you what to do! Go up THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD and go BACK IN THE U.S.S.R. You'll find MICHELLE at home in STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER. What? You don't have transportation? Well, you can DRIVE MY CAR. Or go on the MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR. It doesn't matter. Just make sure you stay with MICHELLE EIGHT DAYS A WEEK. Become a PAPERBACK WRITER or SOMETHING. Treat MICHELLE right. You know that SHE'S A WOMAN. You're GETTING BETTER all the time. Watch out, or YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE THAT GIRL. Be careful! HELLO, GOODBYE.

Unfortunately I'm not up to the challenge, but here's a wonderful book telling the stories behind every Beatles song:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0062736981?tag=su...

It's really interesting. I'm surprised it's apparently out of print!

"Ooh I need your love babe! Guess you know it's true." That's what Sgt. Pepper said to Elenor Rigby. He confided this to Bungalow Bill.

Bill shook his head."Things we said today."

The Sgt groaned. " Picture yourself in a boat on a river

with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly. A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.'

Come Together and Love Me Do Elenor Rigby for I am The Walrus.

Hey Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill?

YESTERDAY, I needed a little HELP. I met a lady, when, SHE CAME IN THROUGH THE BATHROOM WINDOW. At first, it was all HELTER SKELTER. But then I saw to LET IT BE. And I think I'll have this one around, WHEN I'M SIXTY-FOUR.

I should have known Earnest would know every Beatles song in existence :P

Hey Bungalow Bill,

What did you kill ?

"Happiness is a warm gun", When you are "Helter skelter", On a "long and winding road", "Because" I let "Sexy Sadie" "Drive my car". She was going "Here, There and Everywhere" Trying to "Get Back" ,"Back in the U.S.S.R."