You know how when you move out on your own, and your mom isn't around to do the dusting anymore, (and your wife isn't either because she thinks you're an *** and she moved out on her own), and dust starts to build up on everything?

Well, I've noticed that a disproportionate amount of dust shows up in my vacuum cleaner compared to everywhere else.

Why is that?

Is it something that God only knows?

It's been on my mind a lot lately, and it's really starting to bother me.

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