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Give the lazy brat a lecture about mooching off of others with this whole, "Oh, I'm so helpless and cute," grift they all pull. Then I'd tell them to get a job and slam the door shut.

Call the police. The child might be reported missing.

Bring it in and call the police

Put it in front of my neighbors door.

retrace the time sent, who, what, where and send it back.

I would not sign for it.... send that back.