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i've been walking all day, now give me a g.d. beer!

The horse responds "Shut the fvck up and get me a mug of pamela anderson's breast-milk!"

Because I am a horse!

I'm a horse!!

a reared kick to his face

the horse says, "bartender...why are you working at a gay bar, you ******!!!!"

Hay ! It's my neighhhhhhbours' fault !

So why do you smell like my stable.

ha ha ha like i havnt heard that before!

yo mama?