I thought it would be cute for my kid to ask his first R&S question but he refused. So, if anyone on here is in the vicinity of a small child, ask them if they have any religious-themed queston.
Then, let us all help answer that question.
Atheists, please refrain from eating the child. At least until after you get the question.
Update:@ Englebert Schmecky - I was under the impression that they WERE getting a good hollering! I mean, doesn´t the preacher shout stuff like SINNERS and DAMNATION? And as for God being hard of hearing, well he doesn´t listen to everyone so...your kid´s right!
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My seven year old wants to know why the preachers in those Hispanic Evangelical churches in Brooklyn yell all the time. It frightens him. He is under the impression that either God is hard of hearing or all the people in the church have been real bad and the preacher is giving them "One hell of a good holler" as he says, and no, I am not joking.
The child in my vicinity asks the following: why will God subject her to eternal torment merely for failing to worship Him? Nice question.
Unfortunatly, my four year old sister is alsleep at the moment.
However, if I told her that there were some people on the internet insisting we are ruled by an invisible man in the sky, even she could see a problem with that.
I asked my kid, but she just hiccuped. I'll try again after I birth her.
I will not take part in the beautiful lie.
Atheists, please refrain from eating the child. At least until after you get the question.
You just took the fun out of it for me :)
i'll answer your child's question, mr. nonsense:
God is not responsible for people going to hell; they choose to go there.
choose wisely!
you are taking all the fun out of it that way. but, ok...