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we must all have proper seasoning in our life and sometimes it requires taking time off........lol even for saltists

edit: ok it's a pitful attempt of wisdom but I laughed as I typed it. Does that count?

The Garlicists are the worst because they try to mix with us pure Saltists and pretend to be part of us.

Grim troll

They must be seasoned saltists.

a peanut walked down the street and was assaulted!

CAJUN PEPPERISTS ARE SATAN WORSHIPPERS!

If you would like to fax me, press the star key.

they should care more about the black pepper denomination

Are you currying favor? Saltists are slugs.

(Priestess-> The punchline is "assaulted".)

(You're welcome. Just doing my job, ma'am.)

yush