My fair Señors and Señoritas, why are you so talented and attractive?
I, Manuel of Style, am at a loss to understand how you can have such talents, such passions, and at the same time be a marvel to behold, a true specimen of human perfection!
Please explain to me how it is possible that you have accomplished such things! This is my humble request, Señors and Señoritas!!
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I invest immesurable efforts and time in appearing talented and attractive.
@Mayetta: What do you have to offer in exchange?
Not me friend.
I'm humpty-backed and baldy and bow-legged and I've got black teeth and halitosis and fallen-arches and a squinty eye and a tiny appendage and an enlarged spleen and a dropped womb.and crabs and scurf and scrofula.
I have no talents at all at all. I can neither reed or rite and I can't do sums and have an IQ of 11 and no qualifications and am no bloody use to anyone or anything.
Apart from all that, I'm OK.
What a joke, you see how I look.