One day, Mr Turtle- who was actually a tortoise-decided he needed some coffee. but not starbucks coffee. Oh, no! He wanted Coffee that had multiple personality disorder (sometimes it thought it was tea).
So Mr Turtle - who was actually a tortoise- went on the internet, because he was a lazy bum. But the computer was not working and Mr Turtle - who was actually a tortoise through it in his bath full water- WHILE IT WAS STILL PLUGGED IN!!!
And on his grave it reads:
Rest In peace Mr Turtle- who was actually a tortoise. We know you were actually a transsexual frog.
Ok so the Cofee was in a cup telling the turtle what to type on the computer. When all a sudden the coffee laughed to hard and out she went all over the floor!!!
the turtles owner filled its cage thingy with coffee, so it was swimming in coffee. well, later on, the turtle got mad, but of course he was very hiper, so he jumped onto his owners computer and knocked it off the computer table, ruining the whole thing.
mr. slowsky, the turtle, loves drinking his coffee while waiting for his computer to load up..... he loves the fact he has DSL instead of comcast because it is so slow
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One day, Mr Turtle- who was actually a tortoise-decided he needed some coffee. but not starbucks coffee. Oh, no! He wanted Coffee that had multiple personality disorder (sometimes it thought it was tea).
So Mr Turtle - who was actually a tortoise- went on the internet, because he was a lazy bum. But the computer was not working and Mr Turtle - who was actually a tortoise through it in his bath full water- WHILE IT WAS STILL PLUGGED IN!!!
And on his grave it reads:
Rest In peace Mr Turtle- who was actually a tortoise. We know you were actually a transsexual frog.
Ok so the Cofee was in a cup telling the turtle what to type on the computer. When all a sudden the coffee laughed to hard and out she went all over the floor!!!
haha
awesome, original question!
i would have put mroe but 1 g2g lol
A Turtle and a Frog are IMing eachother.
The Frog tells a joke, and the Turtle bursts out laughing, and says,
"Now BRB while I clean up the coffee I just spat all over my computer."
=]
A coffee got spilt on a computer by a pet turtle
I normally don't tell anyone this, but I am really a turtle using a computer right now. And my blood is made of coffee!
Coffee is to drink
I have an turtle ( for real )
A computer is being used by me right row
a turtle need to drink lots of coffee to get on, and stay on the computer
the turtles owner filled its cage thingy with coffee, so it was swimming in coffee. well, later on, the turtle got mad, but of course he was very hiper, so he jumped onto his owners computer and knocked it off the computer table, ruining the whole thing.
PS: the turtle's name was Bobward
My damn pet turtle just really slowly knocked over my cup of coffee on my computer.
mr. slowsky, the turtle, loves drinking his coffee while waiting for his computer to load up..... he loves the fact he has DSL instead of comcast because it is so slow