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Freak out, scream, wake up the neighbors, and probably get you killed.

I freak out at intruders, sorry :P

I'd casually walk by and say hai...then...id throw a sponge at you >:3 and steal your banana! Then I'd give you money, so you wouldnt have to steal my stuff :o

Bring the hungry monkey out

We'd both get naked and work miracles on each other with that banana! ;)

Hint: cat & mouse

shoot you in the head and claim self defense

get my shitzu to lick u to death while i go get the gun :)

brake your legs

AWWW IT'S A LITTLE MOUSIE!!!!!!!!! CAN I KEEP IT MOMMY? PLEASE?! PLEEEEEAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE?!?!??!?!?!?!?

... SCREAM