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MM, you simply must get out more. There already is a statue of Fireball outside the Yahoo hq.

I'm not going to describe it, except to say in includes fire, balls and a reference to cowboys.

Perhaps you can ask some of your more artistically inclined contacts to submit an artist's rendering.

I guess the best thing would be to depict her avatar, so most people would catch on right away. I suggest that it have "speech bubbles" containing her various random blurbs she likes to shout out, so that the whole statue is obscured with nonsensical jibber-jabber. That would give a pretty accurate portrayal.

I seem to have lost ms. fireball somehow. But, I do however love the idea of her sitting on the turtle with TIRH inscribed that's great! LOL

I'd leave it alone- if it turns out like any OTHER major sculpture or architectural work of art, it will have so many phallus symbols within it that it would end up being funny all on its own.

Fireball sitting on a large turtle with the inscription-

TIRH!

Crossed eyes and her head sideways with her tongue dangling out.

And the writing on the statue would have to be badly spelled and have half the letters in CAPItals.

Bent over in front of a much larger, solid gold statue of Me.

Have you seen the sculpture that artist made of Britney Spears a couple years back? That's how. Why? Because it would be hawt.

Sweet! Go Fireball!

She'd be doing a karate kick into Jesus' face

portray her as she actually is ... fireball is cool (but very odd)