take the time and chime in with a rhyme?
I'm not a bum. This is all in fun.
Here's the rub....it has to be about a stay in the hospital.
The ambulance hurtled through the night
Scattering pedestrians left and right;
Arrived at the ER at quarter to three,
The back doors were open, but there was no me---
At four-fifteen I staggered in,
Limping and with a Cheshire-Cat grin;
The triage nurse checked my vitals, then peered
At where i had been--I'd disappeared!
I waited and waited to see the doc
until it was 8:03 by the clock;
So I went up to my ward by the stair
but when I got there, I wasn't there!
You may be alarmed at these comings and goings--
Sometimes I'm hiding and sometimes I'm showing;
Here's the mystery, please don't scream--
I've eaten a jar of vanishing cream.
Here goes.
Hospitals always seem to me
The way a starship ought to be.
The corridors, the ceiling lights,
Uniforms passing day and night.
I like to walk them, not to be
The patient in Emergency.
I wanted to draw
I had a sore throat
Off to the hospital, said Maw
Go get your coat
I had my crayons
I had my poncils
I went under the knife
I left without tonsils
The nurse said:
Don't be scared, my dear
then stuck a thermometer
in my ear
i don't know why i'm here
they've checked my hands feet mouth nose and ear
i didn't really get your question by the way.
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The ambulance hurtled through the night
Scattering pedestrians left and right;
Arrived at the ER at quarter to three,
The back doors were open, but there was no me---
At four-fifteen I staggered in,
Limping and with a Cheshire-Cat grin;
The triage nurse checked my vitals, then peered
At where i had been--I'd disappeared!
I waited and waited to see the doc
until it was 8:03 by the clock;
So I went up to my ward by the stair
but when I got there, I wasn't there!
You may be alarmed at these comings and goings--
Sometimes I'm hiding and sometimes I'm showing;
Here's the mystery, please don't scream--
I've eaten a jar of vanishing cream.
Here goes.
Hospitals always seem to me
The way a starship ought to be.
The corridors, the ceiling lights,
Uniforms passing day and night.
I like to walk them, not to be
The patient in Emergency.
I wanted to draw
I had a sore throat
Off to the hospital, said Maw
Go get your coat
I had my crayons
I had my poncils
I went under the knife
I left without tonsils
The nurse said:
Don't be scared, my dear
then stuck a thermometer
in my ear
i don't know why i'm here
they've checked my hands feet mouth nose and ear
i didn't really get your question by the way.