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Cheetos isn't even real cheese, it just wants you to think it's real.

Obviously the deity that has created Cheetos™ is not one of the Scandinavian deities! That is a false cheese made by a false cheesemaker!!! Like low-fat dairy products, they are an abomination (except for the Flamin' Hot Cheetos™ of course)!!! REAL Scandinavians only eat perfect, full-fat, tasty dairy products. Now give up your blasphemous, low-fat and Cheeto™ eating ways and get yourself a nice block of cheese from Västerbotten. Save yourself now before it's too late!

Well, perhaps we can speculate upon how Cheetos were made in his image, but not exactly like him. Image implies a likeness, but not an exactness. Also, throughout history, the big cheesemaker seems to have shown a preference for the crunchy variety and not the puffed or the balls. I think we can agree that kind of favoritism is just sick and wrong.

I never met an imperfect Cheeto.

I'm not sure Cheetos have any actual cheese in them.

BLASPHEMY! Cheetos ARE perfect!!!

Why do you assert that unique AND perfect are not possible?

I am afraid your conclusion is not obvious.

Whats wrong with them now?

Yes -- and they would all be shaped like Jesus.

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