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Mark walked into the room, frustrated and exclaiming "What is up with the universe?!". He paced around, sighed deeply and looked at Jeff: "Do you know what just happened? Jessica Rabbit just hit on me! She wants me to take her out Friday night."

"So what did you tell her?", Jeff asked.

"I told her I'd pick her up at 7."

"What were you thinking?? But you're seeing Kat right now! For heaven's sake...Dont tell Miss Kitty!." Jeff screamed.

"Besides, I thought you said Jessica was far too quirky for you." Jeff mentioned.

"Kinda quirky," Mark responded with a pensive look on his face, "But hey!! I like quirky!"

Suddenly Jessica and Kat barged into the room, eyes wide and angry.

"What does this mean??" Kat asked. "Are we breaking up?"

"I aint goin' nowhere, babe" Mark replied, trying to sound confident, but his voice wavered with fear.

"Hey lover boy...get your *** back here!" Jessica called out. "We have a date Friday night!"

Mark's eyes darted back and forth, from Kat to Jessica, Jessica to Kat. He was a deer caught in headlights, beads of sweat glistening on his forehead. The room was silent, waiting for his answer when suddenly an evil cackle broke the silence. It was Jeff.

"Welcome to hell," Jeff laughed, as he exited the room. "Muawwwwwwww"

one day miss kitties husband killed himself. he went straight to hell. when he arrived the devil said welcome to hell.....muawwww i pleaded for heavens sake.....dont tell miss kitty. Why in the hell would i do that. then i looked to my right and saw this hot sexy lady and she called me lover boy, i got freaked out and she said hey lover boy..... get your *** back here! i realized she wanted me so i told her i aint goin nowhere babe! then they went in the fire and had 5 days of passionate sex

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