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YIKES!! Me n Willeth are OUTTA HERE.....

Bigfoot, a legendary critter that was spotted hangin' around the back of the Long Branch Saloon lately. Call me crazy, but aint Bigfoot supposed to be in the Northwest. Wonder what he's doing in Kansas? I guess Matt will find out after he figures out how to capture the critter.

He's hot on Miss Kitty trail! She's got Sunshine hog tied into the back of her wagon and she's headed to Virginia!

LOL. He's hot on the trail of Sunshine MacGillicutty. Little Sunny Mac LOL

............SOMETHING tasty AND delicious for the WHOLE durn family!

Yee-ha! Uncle Hosiah's 100% oat bran and organic blueberry waffles, available at most community co-ops! Ask for them by name!! *

* May cause palpitations, shortness of breath, impotence, and fatal allergic reactions in some consumers.

...a pair of horse thieves who happened to steal Newly's gun, Sam's britches, and Festus's mule "Ruth".

Want to know how these horse thieves managed to get these pieces of property?

Stay tuned for the next riveting episode of 'Gunsmoke'

The Purina Chuckwagon. My dog couldn't catch it.

His sidekick Chester and he's closing in quick by following the drag marks left by his bum leg .

Festes & Miss Kitty..

Bring on Bonanza lol

of that rascal thief that stole Miss Kitty's poker winnings.