█ Can you write an amusing story that includes 6 of these phrases?
1.The stench was over-whelming...... And that was just the appetizer!
2. The lights went out, the door flew open and I cowered in the corner.
3. What POSSIBLE reason would I have to lie?
4. Hey, duuuuuuuuude ! Call 9-1-1...... Like NOW!!!!
5. When in doubt, try to act as though you have a brain.
6. Ahhhhhhh.....That explains the drooling and slight limp.
7. So you think that a degree from the University of DUH makes you a scholar ?
8. I'm not certain but I THINK I just saw a dead body!
9. I'll be back in 5 minutes. I need to run outside and vomit.
10. Uh huh. Uh huh. So you think the secret to life is ________________. Mmmmmm. Interesting, yet moronic .
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Silva: What's the story with these poor excuses for answers that your getting here?
Sunshine: Beats me....Do you think these people are serious?
Silva: I don't know but when in doubt, try to at least ACT as though you have a brain, at least that's what I always say !!!
Sunshine; Just looking at these replies........
excuse me.........I'll be back in 5 minutes. I need to run outside and vomit!
Silva: Are you sure your gonna be all right? Hey, duuuuuuuuude ! Call 9-1-1...... Like NOW!!!!
Sunshine: No...I'm better now!
Silva: You look better! So anyway..do you think these people actually think this is homework...or are they really after the big two points, what do you think?
Sunshine: I'm not certain but I THINK I just saw a dead body!
Silva: Stop trying to change the subject!!! You KNOW you did not see NO dead body!!
Sunshine: What POSSIBLE reason would I have to lie?
Silva: WELL just maybe......you think the topic is crap?
Sunshine: OK!!
Silva: Ok!! Topic change!!
So.....you think that a degree from the University of DUH makes you a scholar huh...well do you?
Sunshine: Silva...PULL-eeeeze...give me a break! From now on just answer the questions and be quiet!!!
Silva" (sulking) OK!!!! JEEEEZ!!!
wtf is with those answers! Is not this the WORDPLAY category.
Hi Sunshine, I am Guinness's Husband and we both love your stuff. I personally would answer but I am no writer...
I starred this for Guinness, she's busy, but I hope she answers later...
God Bless ya spunky cow girl.
lol, those are funny.
I'm quite the writer myself. Of COURSE i can sprinkle some of these into a story...
Yes.
unless..What, you want me to write one here...?
yes ofcourse i can write anything you shquld tak to me soon
How much are you paying?
See, I'm not the only one who thinks this is wrong. Please don't email me anymore, thanks.