1. Roger that, good buddy.
2. He looks like Kevin Costner.......Yet he sounds like Daffy Duck.
3. All YOU need is love....All I need is a Happy Meal from McDonalds.
4. I am single and loving my freedom.......Do dah. Do dah.
5. You're a trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win ?
6. Well, I guess you didn't see 'Deliverance,' my friend.
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So I was talking to my friend, Bill the other day about submarines and other underwater vessels. I say to him, it'd be fun to talk to each other like they do in those submarine movies. Bill says:
"Roger that, good buddy, but Muriel and I have a date with our marriage therapist. He looks like Kevin Costner, yet he sounds like Daffy Duck."
So the poor guy wanders off (we were at a bar during happy hour) So then I decide to go to one of these therapist meetings, to see if I could improve my relationship with Beatrice.
1 hour later
"All you need is love? All I need is a happy meal from McDonalds," states Muriel relaying a time when Bill and her were in a particularly nasty fight about dinner where the topic of their marriage came up.
"There's nothing worse than being your husband!" yells Bill angrily.
Muriel rebuts with, "well, I guess you didn't see Deliverance, my friend."
And they split up to persue their dreams of single life.
A few weeks later they reconvene and Muriel is heard stating: "I am single and loving my freedom.......Do dah. Do dah."
Bill looks at her oddly, because of this singing and unneccessary outburst.
"Have you seen my brother?" he looks like Kevin costner...yet sounds like daffy duck.
You mean Roger? that good buddy...of mine?
Yes Roger,
No, no I have not seen Roger.
well, I guess you didn't see Deliverence, my friend either
No, I didn't see Deliverence, is she the one who's married?
Yes, she's married, Have you ever thought of getting married?
No, I am single and loving my freedom
do Dah-(cough) Do dah-(cough) excuse me, I was choking, do you know who that lady is comming over to us?
no I do not.
hi, i'm your new trophy wife!
You're a trophy wife? what contest in hell did I win?
the one where you fill out the card stating what all you need. I put down love!
All YOU need is love? All I need is a Happy Meal from McDonalds! Your my trophy wife, go get me one!
i dont get it ???
sorry
:)
LOL