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Some people called him the fool on the hill. Others just thought of him as the town cuckoo. Jimmy was a bit eccentric, but he was also my childhood friend. What others didn't see was a guy with a heart the size of Texas who was at once brilliant and distracted. Like the scattered pieces of a jigsaw puzzle, his mind was everywhere at once. But what most people took to be some kind of weird attention deficit disorder, I knew to be just his way of figuring things out. Jimmy had an amazing mind and could piece together seemingly random bits of information. When he put the pieces together, the results could be astonishing.

At the end of summer, I was in town and visited Jimmy. Strains of bagpipe music wafted from his cozy bungalow. I had no surprise over the fact that he was trying out this new and strange instrument. He had a knack for playing anything musical. As I came in the door, he gave me a heart warming rendition of "Auld Lang Syne".

He was his usual flighty self. "John", he said enthusiastically, "Ive found the woman I want to marry." "Oh?" I said, raising an eyebrow. "So, who's the lucky girl?" Her name is Kathleen McMahon and she lives in Edingurgh, Scotland. I haven't really met her yet, though." "Okay, I'll bite," I said. "How do you know that she'll want to marry you?" "Oh, it's the algorithm I'm using that led me to her. Might be too complicated for you to follow. She's registered with an on-line dating service I hacked into. I just know we'll be perfect for each other. Want to see her picture?" "Yeah," I said. He showed me a photo of a stunning brunette. Beautiful violet colored eyes and a figure like an hour glass. I let out a slow whistle. "Well...good luck with that," I said doubtfully. "Let me know how it works out."

Later that fall, I opened my mailbox to find a wedding invitation: You are Cordially Invited to Share Our Joy...blah, blah, blah. I opened it and found a photo of Jimmy and the gorgeous brunette. "Well, I'll be a..." I muttered, trailing off into silence. Their picturesque wedding was held amidst blazing fall colors in an outdoor garden. Rapture filled both of their faces. They couldn't tear their eyes off each other! Afterward, I walked over to congratulate them. Soft, contemporary music played in the background. "Well, thank God you didn't choose bagpipes for the reception," I kidded. "And you," I said, taking the bride's hand, "remind me of a young Elizabeth Taylor." She blushed and thanked me.

Ahhhhh...by the way," said Jimmy, "you're next. Your future wife lives in Akron, Ohio. I have almost completed the data input for you both. There are a couple of pieces of information I need, though," he said. "What is your shoe size and your favorite kind of dessert?" "What?" I said. He just smiled. I should have known better. He was putting the random pieces of the puzzle together again. I wondered what the final product would look like. If she was as beautiful as Kathleen, those wedding bells were sounding better all the time.

When she spoke to me the first time, I thought I would go cuckoo from the way she made me feel, my mind scattered like a jigsaw puzzle on the many thoughts that I would start to have about her. I had dreams of our bagpipe wedding march, and the cozy feeling we would share by our fireplace, and the surprise on her face when I proposed, and the heart warming feeling I got from her tears of joy. Rapture is the only word that could describe our love, thank God that I was able to find this woman, you remind me every of all the things in the world that there are to be thankful for, but most importantly you. Ahhhhhhhh!

I have tried for months to dump my boyfriend, but I have been afraid.. but all of a sudden me and John Doe are finally broken up. He was driving me crazy making me go "cuckoo". I couldn't figure him out, he was like a "jigsaw puzzle". I found out he was using drugs... I looked in his room and found a "bag,pipe"and a lighter. no wonder he was always jittery, we no longer got "cozy". I suspected it so when I found out the truth it wasn't that much of a "surprise". What makes this story so "heart warming" is that I now have a real man, with him I'm in constant rapture. So I "thank god" that my ex made those bad choices he did. I also broke up with him because he was so verbally abusive, he always yelled at me and said :" you remind me of my mother, a freakin nag".... I tried to tell him he better clean up or its going to be over..... (what? my alarm just went off... dam This was just a dream.... "AHHHHHHHHHH"

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the man was goin cuckoo at the sight of how much weight his wife had gained! everytime she bent down to place a jigsaw puzzle her fat would buldge up and down..up and down..it remeinded him of his uncle..the oine that played bagpipes..those cozy badpipes remined him of his wifes boobs... although he and his had a heart warming relation ship, something was going rong.."honey wah does rapture mean", asked his wife disturbing his train of thoughts.

"i dnt noe honey" thought the man and went to bed..without paying attention his wife followed him into the bedroom. thank god thought the man. he thought he would finally finished with her, but things did not turn that way. " yo hunny, i love you. you remind me of my dog all lovable and horny", screached the wife.. "ahhhhhh" was the husbands last words as he took out the divorce papers. "i found someone new, your mother. i wnt a divorce hunn.."" i still luv u though"

smirked the husband

the end

i'm a cuckoo

u remind me of a jigsaw puzzle

u play a bagpipe

that is cozy

it surprised me since it was heart warming

and i dont know what rapture means

pray to god

thank you god

you remind me of a hero

in the end even thogh he left we didnt go into war and say ahhhhhhhhhh.

"Why is my cuckoo this way", Jonny Said? "Jonny", Sarah Said, I love you! Look, I made you a jigsaw puzzle. Can you please forgive me for giving you a STD. No, Jonny Said. It was nice and cozy until You gave me that, now its burning! It was a surprise jonny, I didn't mean to give it to you, Sarah said. Wow, now thats heart warming you whore! No, Jonny I love you Please don't. I didn't mean to make you rapture in me like that! Please Jonny I love You. Thankgod it wasn't aids you whore!!!! You remind me of candy that whore behind Tim's strip joint. Ahhhh its burning again, I hate you!!!!!!!!