1. You do realize you are a bit daffy?
2. Unfortunately she lost her balance and _______
3. I'm old enough to know better....But too happy to care.
4. You're a bit of a scamp, you know.
5. For once in her life, Sunshine was speechless.
6. He was bigger than life.
7. No! Please don't call 9-1-1. I'll be fine in a minute or two.
8. The waiter dropped the tray on _________! Drenched with booze, she laughed and burst into song!!
9. I wouldn't be surprised if you were related to Peter Pan.
10. Mystery solved.
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When Mother Teresa saw Henry Kissinger illuminated against the New York skyline, she had to catch her breath. He was gorgeous.
"You do realize you are a bit daffy?" she said to herself as she watched him address the U.N. General Assembly. Even though she had taken the vows of poverty and chastity as a nun, she couldn't help herself. She was a girl in love.
She strained to get a better view of Kissinger as he spoke to the rapt crowd of listeners. "Oh, to be just a little taller," she whispered to herself.
Perhaps if she stood on the unoccupied chair next to her, she might be able to see Henry in all his dark, Semitic magnificence.
Unfortunately, she lost her balance and tumbled to the floor. Her habit flew up, mercifully covering her embarrassed face from the onlookers who sprang to help her.
She didn't care what anyone thought. She had seen him smile! "I'm old enough to know better...but too happy to care," she sighed in contentment.
As Mother Teresa was being helped to her feet, she looked up into the horn-rimmed framed, heavy-lidded eyes of Kissinger himself!
"You're a bit of a scamp, you know," he chuckled in his trademark baritone voice.
He was bigger than life. (Of course, when you're as diminutive as Mother Teresa, everyone is bigger than life.)
"No! Please don't call 9-1-1. I'll be fine in a minute or two," she murmured, waving away his offer of medical assistance.
As she watched Kissinger start to walk back to the podium, she heaved a world-weary sigh. Deep in her soul she knew theirs was a love that never could be.
Then, she reached out and gave his tushy a little pinch.
There He was bigger than life. Holly is only 3 ft tall and he is 6 ft tall. Her friend Sunshine reminds her "your a bit of a scamp, you know. Holly told her " I'm old enough to know better..bit too happy to care. I'm going to go kiss him. I can climb up that rock wall and plant one on him." Unfortunately she lost her balance and fell over the wall. The tall man looked down at her and started to call 911 on his cell. Holly shook her head and said "No please don't call 911, I'll be fine in a minute or two."
Sunshine came over and got Holly to go in the nearby pub and sit down and get a drink. They see a man rushing by it was the waiter. The waiter dropped the tray on Holly! Drenched with booze, she laughed and burst into song! For once in her life Sunshine was speechless. She rolled her eyes and said "You do realize you are a bit daffy?" Holly replied. "Mystery solved"
A woman rushes into a hospital clinic, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off to the doctor she sees, "Doctor, I had an encounter with an armed terrorist...I had an encounter with an armed terrorist.." she keeps saying.
"Should I dial 911?" asks the doctor looking scared.
"No! Please don't call 9-1-1. I'll be fine in a minute or two." she says.
"But he is out there like a loose cannon on the streets. He could hurt someone else!" says the doctor.
"You are right!" says the woman and she hurriedly stands up. Unfortunately she feels faint, loses her balance and falls but the doctor was quick and caught her in his arms. She was a voluptuous woman and the doctor being human could not help but notice her nice cleavage.
"I'm old enough to know better....But too happy to care." he said to himself as he fed his eyes.
"You are a bit of a scamp, you know." says a voice from the doorway. The doctor looked up in surprise to behold George Bush. "That's my wife Laura you have in your arms!"
"I swear she ran into my office and said she had run into a terrorist and then fell in a dead faint in my arms!!" explained the doctor wringing his hands in fright and in the process dropping Laura and her head hit the floor with a thump.
"You do realize you are a bit daffy?" asked George as he ran to the aid of his wife.
"But what is this talk about a terrorist?" asks the doctor as he assists to attend to the reviving Laura.
"Osama Bin Laden has been sighted in the States!" said George. "And he has been shadowing Laura!"
Just then a man with a huge beard pushed open the hospital doors.
"Speak of the devil and here he is..." said Osama with a wry smile. He was bigger than life and looked resplendent in a white suit and a panama hat. His skin was all wrinkled and pasty from hiding in places where the sunshine hardly reaches.
"What's wrong with me, Doctor?" said Laura as she tried to sit up. But the doctor's eyes were bulging out with fear and he had this corpse-like look on his face!
"You look like you have seen Osama," said Laura. "But he is still in hiding, right?"
"Honey, he is err...right behind us with a grenade in his hand." said George. Laura turns around to stare at Osama.
"I doubt if that's a real hand grenade." she says calmly.
"Well, I will prove it to you!" says Osama. And he moves away from them and pulls out the pin.
"See..." he starts to say but that's his last word as the grenade explodes in his face.
'He looks dead! The @ss*^^&**!" says Laura with a smile.
The doctor walks over and gives Osama a good look over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight, ma'am. He is dead for sure."
make the story about a telemarketer and a deaf lady named sunshine who fall in love. That's pretty unlikely.
wow what a challenge but I think it could be done!
yeah I have an idea... IM me and Ill tell ya!
Yes, I can. It would make a great screenplay, and since screenwriters are on strike, I will not participate. :-P