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Two guys meet up in a bar. They decide to play a game of poker. The first guy is on a losing streak and becomes annoyed. He gets up, takes off his pants and then wears it inside out.

"You know some cowboys like me go out like that." he says.

"Some strange fellas you have been hanging out with!" says the winning guy.

"Do you know The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing?" remarks the guy who is losing.

The first one after a pause asks, "Did your hear the news - That Santa can no longer say Ho Ho Ho??!!!"

"Woah, why the hell not? What thappened him?" asks the second man

"Don't ask me why,where,when or how." says the first man, taking a sip of his beer.

"Oh do tell!" says the first man. "What's Christmas without Santa going Ho ho ho!!??"

"Well, You see, I was afraid I might never love again." says the first man.

"Huh?" says the second man confused.

"She was a nun in a convent at a Catholic school, as vicious as Roman rule, it was run. That was where we met and fell in love. It seemed an impossible situation. I needed her like Like the father and the son need the Holy Ghost."

"Uh, what has this got to do with Santa no longer saying Ho Ho Ho??" asks the second man.

"It was at that convent that I first heard it said that it was immoral and belittling to women for Santa to say Ho Ho Ho, since it sounded like whore."

"Do the convents now control the actions of Santa?" asks the second man?"

"No, but ever since then, whenever Santa goes Ho Ho Ho, he suffers a spell of bad luck."

"I don't understand." says the first man. "How do you mean?"

"See, he was on his way over to a house the other day and kept on with his belly Ho Ho Ho laugh. When he arrived outside the house he didn't brake his sleigh properly and boom - He hit the curb, the sleigh flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through an upstairs bedroom window. Now he is in hospital with a fractured pelvis and broken ribs."