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Meanwhile in Chamber 23...

The Lawyer continued pacing the floor and eloquently speaking (the ability to do so created personal high esteem among his legal colleagues) “I contend, your honour, that the person standing trial today for the brutal and cold-blooded murder of Kenny is in fact the person standing there in the Dock.

Several points of law should be noted in this case:

The Accused was found to be in possession of the wherewithal to savagely kill the poor defenceless Kenny.

The Accused had no alibi to offer for his whereabouts at the time of the crime, and his modus operandi is to be highly suspected AND the staff of South Park Family Restaurant have constantly complained about the way the Accused cooks food and the attitude with which he deals with customers.

All of these things lead to the presumption of guilt of just one man, your honour…THAT man!” (he pointed abruptly towards the Chef)

The crowd in the courtroom gasped loudly.

“Your honour, if it pleases the court” he continued (arms folded briefly for good affect as he paced) “may I submit evidence parts 218b and 218c - The Chef’s Salty Balls recipe and one open and partly consumed jar of sauerkraut.” He banged the two plastic bag-encased items on the judge’s bench.

“These two items of interest are not in fact found together in any “normal” recipe and their combination was used to knowingly kill Kenny. The Accused was well aware that Kenny was on a Low-Salt diet and was allergic to cabbage, yet he carefully concealed them in a meat pie he had cooked and Kenny partly consumed, leading to his eventual hypernophric reaction and painful prolonged struggle with death.”

“What do you contend, Counsel, was the Accused person’s motive for the killing?” interrupted the judge.

“Your Honour, the Accused, was jealous of Kenny being a more popular character and being shorter than he. Simple as that Your Honour. Indeed shallow and reckless reasons for such an action, but those that will resonate in his life for many years to come.“ replied the Lawyer

“In closing, the Prosecution asks the court and the jury to consider all aspects of the case as presented by the Prosecution as valid and true arguments and to respond with just reasoning in the matter of the crimes of “Manslaughter and Menuslaughter”.

Therefore, based on the combine arguments presented by the Prosecution under the Law and State of The Kitchen, I submit that he IS guilty of these heinous crimes. I rest my case”

"Your honour and distinguished members of the jury. The facts of this case are very clear. An elderly woman climbing the narrow, steep and winding staircase of her apartment building, tripped on a cat owned by her neighbor and fell down the stairs, right inside a large refuse drum that was placed under the staircase by the same neighbor. She was carried away unconscious, negligently or deliberately, in the drum, after dark and dumped at the remote refuse site. My client suffered multiple injuries arising from these including a broken neck and a fractured skull." At these point he passed out photographs of the elderly woman wrapped in a cast, at the hospital, like a mummy with her leg suspended in the air and her right hand in a sling. The jury gasped in shock at the extent of the injuries. But the neighbor and defendant who stood in the dock remained impassive. He seemed to actually have a sneer on his face.

"Therefore, I submit that he IS guilty of these heinous crimes." concluded the lead counsel for the Prosecution.

One day there was this whale, named Doip. He lived in a Zoo, in a tank and swam around with all the other whales. But even so, he was very alone, because nobobby liked him because he stank. Even though all whales have a rather fishy ordour, this poor fella STANK the high heavens - in fact no one visited the zoo anymore because anyone within a 10 mile radius died. Horribly. Ickle Doip would fall asleep each night crying his wee eyes out.

He only had one friend in the whole world and that was his best pal, Apoo, the underwater kangaroo. He had his nose chomped off in a vicious fight many years ago, and so Doip's minging smell was not a problem for him. They did everything together, which was basically just swimming.

However, one day Doip and Apoo were swimming along, minding their own business, when out of the blue, DoobyBooby, the morbidly obese whale ATE Apoo cause he was so hungry!!

"NOOOOOOO!" Screamed Doip - his best friend! His only friend, Apoo, was gone! and in a moment of pure madness, he farted with sorry. As you can imagine, if he stank when he was just chillin', his farts were LETHAL. DoobyBooby DIED, joining Apoo in heaven.

Doip was in a lot of trouble, even though it wasn't hi fault - he hadn't gased in years, as it had been made illegal. He was promptly arrested and was practically pooping his panties (he wore panties) as the judge said

"Therefore, I submit that he IS guilty of these heinous crimes."

THE TRAGIC END!!!

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Guy: Hello?

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