Dear YOKO, you need HELP!. IT WON'T BE LONG before I'm FREE AS A BIRD. PLEASE, PLEASE ME and DON'T BOTHER ME. You stole and tried to DRIVE MY CAR, and YOU CAN'T DO THAT. Then you CAME IN THROUGH THE BATHROOM WINDOW overlooking PENNY LANE and stole SOMETHING from my bedroom but you left behind your OLD BROWN SHOE. I called the cops and SGT. PEPPER.
I have started dating MICHELLE, AND I LOVE HER ever since I SAW HER STANDING THERE. YESTERDAY, we took a walk thru STRAWBERRY FIELDS with her HEY BULLDOG, taking the LONG AND WINDING ROAD, it was such a GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING. We saw a ROCKY RACOON, a BLACKBIRD and little PIGGIES. I told her SHE'S A WOMANand that I FEEL FINE. Her friends JULIA, LONG TALL SALLY, LUCY and ELANOR RIGBY said YOUR MOTHER SHOULD KNOW, that you're a FOOL ON THE HILL and a DAY TRIPPER usually EIGHT DAYS A WEEK. You CAN'T BUY ME LOVE, I'm returning your GLASS ONION, MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER and NORWEGIAN WOOD.
From now on YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE YOUR LOVE AWAY, because I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOU and WITH A LITLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS I'll go on a MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR with LADY MADONNA, SEXY SADIE, MR. KITE and JUDE on a YELLOW SUBMARINE that'll travel ACROSS THE UNIVERSE and end up BACK IN THE USSR. You tried to ruin my career as a PAPERBACK WRITER and reported me to the TAXMAN. If you want a final confrontation and want to COME TOGETHER, then WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD, but I warn you that HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN. So GET BACK and LET IT BE. Buy a TICKET TO RIDE on the HELTER SKELTER and enjoy a DAY IN THE LIFE.
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Dear YOKO, you need HELP!. IT WON'T BE LONG before I'm FREE AS A BIRD. PLEASE, PLEASE ME and DON'T BOTHER ME. You stole and tried to DRIVE MY CAR, and YOU CAN'T DO THAT. Then you CAME IN THROUGH THE BATHROOM WINDOW overlooking PENNY LANE and stole SOMETHING from my bedroom but you left behind your OLD BROWN SHOE. I called the cops and SGT. PEPPER.
I have started dating MICHELLE, AND I LOVE HER ever since I SAW HER STANDING THERE. YESTERDAY, we took a walk thru STRAWBERRY FIELDS with her HEY BULLDOG, taking the LONG AND WINDING ROAD, it was such a GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING. We saw a ROCKY RACOON, a BLACKBIRD and little PIGGIES. I told her SHE'S A WOMANand that I FEEL FINE. Her friends JULIA, LONG TALL SALLY, LUCY and ELANOR RIGBY said YOUR MOTHER SHOULD KNOW, that you're a FOOL ON THE HILL and a DAY TRIPPER usually EIGHT DAYS A WEEK. You CAN'T BUY ME LOVE, I'm returning your GLASS ONION, MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER and NORWEGIAN WOOD.
From now on YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE YOUR LOVE AWAY, because I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOU and WITH A LITLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS I'll go on a MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR with LADY MADONNA, SEXY SADIE, MR. KITE and JUDE on a YELLOW SUBMARINE that'll travel ACROSS THE UNIVERSE and end up BACK IN THE USSR. You tried to ruin my career as a PAPERBACK WRITER and reported me to the TAXMAN. If you want a final confrontation and want to COME TOGETHER, then WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD, but I warn you that HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN. So GET BACK and LET IT BE. Buy a TICKET TO RIDE on the HELTER SKELTER and enjoy a DAY IN THE LIFE.
HELLO GOODBYE, THE END
NOWHERE MAN