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1.If I knew it was going to be this tough, I would have “whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses”. Toby Kieth

2. The doctor looked me square in the face and “Oh Danny Boy the pipes, the pipes are calling”

3. The belly dancer whispered in my husband's ear, “I was born a coal miners daughter.” Loretta Lynn

4. If a famous person called me on the phone I would probably say, “please take your drunken 15 yr old girlfriend home.” Jimmy Buffet

5. The coffin flipped open and “she’s lookin’ better every beer, Her hair is soft and shiny now, Her eyes are bright and clear, how could it be, I didn’t notice her, when I first walked in here? She’s looking better every beer” New Riders of the Purple Sage

1. If I knew it was going to be this tough, I would have.... baked a cake, baked a cake.

2. The doctor looked me square in the face and.... "the first cut is the deepest."

3. The belly dancer whispered in my husband's ear, "Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody. I've got some money cause I just paid. How I wish I had someone to talk to. I'm in an awful way."

4. If a famous person called me on the phone, I would probably say, "Oh very young, what will you leave us this time. You're only dancing on this earth for a short while."

5. The coffin flipped open and.... my dead sweetheart said, "Now that I've lost everything to you, you say you want to start something new, and it's breaking my heart you're leaving, baby, I'm grieving."

[3, 4 and 5 come from Cat Stevens]

what's with the "edit" answers? I don't gedit.

1] If I knew it was going to be this tough,

I would have said enough's enough,

and would've loved him all the live long day.

If I knew he'd be so tough, I wouldn't-a-called his bluff,

would have asked him to please, please stay.

2] The doctor looked me square in the face and said with the most professional grace, you've got 6 months to live, that's the news I have to give.

3] The belly dancer whispered in my husband's ear

you shall be mine, someday soon my dear

now just you put that twenty right ...in ...here.

4] If a famous person called me on the phone I would probably say, sorry, so sorry, wrong number.

5] The coffin flipped open and the corpse started gropin'

the mourners' jaws dropped and the funeral was stopped.

lyrics. edit? Oh now I gedit! silly me. And I also now get the game...duh! I'm supposed to fill in the blanks WITH EXISTING lyrics, not make up my own...doy, better luck next time Guinness.

edit: All of the above answers are great, and thank you guys for teaching me how to play this game with those clever answers.

. If I knew it was going to be this tough, I would have danced all night, I could have danced all night..

2. The doctor looked me square in the face and said, the weather is here, I wish you were beautiful, the sky's are too clear life's so easy today.....

3. The belly dancer whispered in my husband's ear, fins to the left, fins to the right and I'm the only girl in town.

4. If a famous person called me on the phone I would probably say, take me out to the ball game.

5. The coffin flipped open and they did the mash, they did the monster mash.

1. If I knew it was going to be this tough, I would have stopped "running against the wind"

2. The doctor looked me square in the face and said "When I get this feeling...I want sexual healing"

3. The belly dancer whispered in my husband's ear,"You do something to me, something that really mystifies me..."

4. If a famous person called me on the phone I would probably say,"Give my regards to broadway, remember me to Herald square..."

5. The coffin flipped open and the vampire started singing, "When I fall in love it will be forever..." __________

1. If I knew it was going to be this tough, I would have ROCKED THE CRADLE OF LOVE.

2. The doctor looked me square in the face and I RAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY (I COULDN'T GET AWAY.)

3. The belly dancer whispered in my husband's ear, "HEY, PRETTY BABY WITH THE HIGH HEELS ON." (Yeah, don't ask...)

4. If a famous person called me on the phone I would probably say, "DON'T FORGET IT'S ME WHO PUT YOU WHERE YOU ARE NOW, AND I CAN PUT YOU BACK DOWN TOO.

5. The coffin flipped open and I REACHED DOWN BETWEEN MY LEGS AND EASED THE SEAT BACK.

#1. If I knew it was going to be this tough, I would have been LEAVING ON A JET PLANE. DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE BACK AGAIN.

#2. The doctor looked me square in the face and he said, OO-EE-OO-AH AH TING TANG POLLY WOLLY BING BANG! That'll be $10 for the magic chant.

#3. The belly dancer whispered in my husband's ear, DO YA, DO YA, DO YA WANNA DANCE.

#4. If a famous person called me on the phone I would probably say, LONG DISTANCE INFORMATION, GIVE ME MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE. I really don't think that was Elvis Presley that called a few minutes ago but I want to call him back to make sure.

#5.The coffin flipped open and THERE STOOD THE LITTLE BLUE MAN. "I LUV YOU! I LUV YOU! I LUV YOU TO BITS!" SAID THE LITTLE BLUE MAN AND SCARED ME RIGHT OUT OF MY WITS! (This is really a very old song my grandmother used to sing to me)

1. rocked & rolled all night, and partied every day

2. sang, "you've got the rockin' pneumonia & the boogy-woogy flu"

3. b-b-b-baby, you ain't seen nothin' yet

4. roll over, Beethoven, tell Tchaikovsky the news

5. out jumped Bobby "Boris" Pickett and his Crypt-Kicker Five, doin' the monster mash (it was a graveyard smash);

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