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1 The doctor looked at the xrays and said, You aint nothin' but a hound dog!

2 If you ever leave me I will take those old records off the shelf, sit and listen to them by myself.

3 Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away

4 Thank God I'm a Rhinestone cowboy

5 Sunshine McGillicutty grabbed US Marshall Matt Dillon because It hurts so bad, you know it hurts so bad..

6 Matt looked into Sunshines eyes and said My baby does the hanky panky

That's all I got this morning. I know a couple are a bit lame!

1. The doctor looked at the x-rays and said, "Here's a quarter, call someone who cares."

2. If you ever leave me I will Shout, lift my hands up and Shout...

3. Yesterday, all my Silly superstitions became writings on the wall.

4. Thank God I'm a Country boy. (of course)

5. Sunshine MacGillicutty grabbed U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon

because Grease is the word, is the word, is the word....

6. Matt looked into Sunshine's eyes and said, Ain't no Sunshine when she's gone.

1. The doctor looked at the x-rays and said, Oops I did it again!

2. If you ever leave me I will Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree (sorry super-oldy lol)

3. Yesterday, all my rabbits done died (from Walk This Way, Aerosmith of course)

4. Thank God I'm a Lady, Marmalade!

5. Sunshine MacGillicutty grabbed U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon because it was Midnight at the oasis

6. Matt looked into Sunshine's eyes and said, Man I feel like a woman!

1. The doctor looked at the x-rays and said, Its broke

2. If you ever leave me I will chop myself.

3. Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away

4. Thank God I'm an Atheist.

5. Sunshine MacGillicutty grabbed U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon

because he was chokin

6. Matt looked into Sunshine's eyes and said, im gay

i know this isnt what u wanted

1. The doctor looked at the x-rays and said, this don't look good.

2. If you ever leave me I will finally be happy.

3. Yesterday, all my time was wasted on you.

4. Thank God I'm an Atheist.

5. Sunshine MacGillicutty grabbed U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon

because it was fun.

6. Matt looked into Sunshine's eyes and said, I love you.

1. The doctor looked at the x-rays and said,

" I found your keys"

2. If you ever leave me I will rake you.

3. Yesterday, all my bills were due. Today is payday.

4. Thank God I'm an atheist.

5. Sunshine MacGillicutty grabbed U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon

because she was tired of idly stalking him.

6. Matt looked into Sunshine's eyes and said, "they call it a restraining order for a reason.

1. The doctor looked at the x-rays and said, "Only love can break a heart only love can mend it again."

2. If you ever leave me I will ride, ride, ride, the wild surf.

3. Yesterday, all my love every day in a letter, sealed with a kiss.

4. Thank God I'm a lineman for the county.

5. Sunshine MacGillicutty grabbed U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon

because he shot Liberty Valance.

6. Matt looked into Sunshine's eyes and said, "Please share my umbrella."

1. The doctor looked at the x-rays and said, oh my is that a swan?!?

2. If you ever leave me I will ride bareback through Aquestria on foreign pink llamas where i will try and sneak into Mexico to start my new life as a Mexican hat dancer

3. Yesterday, all my friends turned into monkeys and were shipped to live with Dr. Phil where they could begin there new life riding red motorcycles

4. Thank God I'm a cagefighter

5. Sunshine MacGillicutty grabbed U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon because he thought he stole his quesadilla

6. Matt looked into Sunshine's eyes and said, you remind me of an aardvark

1. The doctor looked at the x-rays and said, _don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don't think he'd understand__.

2. If you ever leave me I will __live free, as free as the grass grows, as free as the wind blows___.

3. Yesterday, all my __troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though they're here to stay, oh I believe in yesterday___.

4. Thank God I'm a __Redneck Woman, I'm not no high-class braod_________.

5. Sunshine MacGillicutty grabbed U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon

because __that wasn't her chair after all____.

6. Matt looked into Sunshine's eyes and said, __voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?_______

#1. The doctor looked at the x-rays and said HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU

#2. If you ever leave me SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WHERE BLUE BIRDS FLY I'll take a 747 back home.

#3. Yesterday, all my TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY. NOW THEY'RE HERE TO STAY. OH, I BELIEVE IN YESTERDAY. (sorry this one isn't amusing but the question made me remember the song and I couldn't get it out of my mind.)

#4. Thank God I'm a JUST DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY (I almost had to put 'county boy. LOL)

#5. Sunshine Mac Gillicutty grabbed US Marshal Matt Dillon because IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES.

#6. Matt Dillon looked into Sunshine's eyes and said DON'T LET THE STARS GET IN YOUR EYES. DON'T LET THE MOON BREAK YOUR HEART.