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#1. I cannot understand why you're COUNTING FLOWERS ON THE WALL when you could be OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES!

#2. My date looked just like M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

#3. When the doctor told her it was benign, she WALKed LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

#4. The last time I felt this happy I was SITTING ON MY YA YA WAITING ON MY LA LA

#5. If you don't kiss me in the next few minutes I will surely be STANDING ON THE CORNER WATCHING ALL THE GIRLS GO BY.

1. I cannot understand why you stole a kiss at the turn of the mile when you could have skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight

2. My date looks just like Venus in blue jeans, Mona Lisa with a pony tail

3. When the doctor told her it was benign, she asked him why, why I'm a hairy guy.

4. The last time I felt this happy I was under my umbrella

5. If you don't kiss me in the next few seconds I will surely come bouncing back to you.

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How come there aren't any popular lyrics about Hayden Panettiere?

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1.I cannot understand why you “take the last train to Clarksville” when you could have “The train they call the city of New Orleans”. (Tommy Boyce, Arlo Guthrey)

2. My date looks just like “Earth Angel, Earth Angel, would you be mine.”(Bobby V)

3. When the doctor told her it was benign, she “ got stoned and I missed it”(Shel Silverstien)

4. The last time I felt this happy I was “A good hearted woman in love wit a good timin Man” (Whalon Jennings).

5. If you don't kiss me in the next few seconds I will surely “Go back to Luckenbach Texas with Waylon, Willy and the boys”(Waylon and Willie)

1. I cannot understand why you question me and then you lie(Shinedown) when you could have been sleeping on a feather bed, yeah.( Eric Clapton.)

2.My date looks just like (She looks just like my mom( Regina Spektor)

3. When the doctor told her it was benign,( she sung captain and sailors to sleep sleep sleep(Stan Rogers)

4.The last time I felt this happy (I was born to love you( Queen)

5. If you don't kiss me in the next few seconds I will surely(just kiss and say goodbye ) The Manhattans

1] I cannot understand why you were READING MAGAZINES AND COUNTING SHEEP TO PASS THE TIME AWAY [garbage], when you could have been DANCIN' IN THE MOONLIGHT. [king harvest]

2] My date looks just like she's wastin' away again in Margaritaville [jb]

3] When the doctor told her it was benign, she shouted "I'm stupidly happy, everything's fine, I'm stupidly happy, my heart's pumping wine!" [xtc]

4] The last time I felt this happy I was your backdoor man. [doors]

5] If you don't kiss me in the next few seconds I will surely travel, gonna travel wild and free, gonna pack my bags [presley]

at least I followed the instructions this time...

2. "Youre tryin to be cool, you look like a fool to me---tell me whyd you're able to desire to pass and make issues so complicated" 3. "..they have been crying whilst thier sons left,, God is wearing black, all your adult males could pass" those are the only 2 i understand. Random songs lol