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I work in a very unique office. One of my co-workers is only available online or by phone; three others are here every day, yet difficult to talk to. One of them likes to nap for most of the day, the second barks like a dog; and the third is quite inquisitive, very furry, and has a tail. My boss, a quite short individual from birth to present, is such a paradox. I get to tell him what to do instead of vice versa. He's a sweetie and overall it's the most rewarding job imaginable, but it has no upward movement potential for at least the next sixteen years, no overtime, and I'm on call 24/7. I know I need to find another job but every time I tell the boss I'm leaving, he says, "Uh-oh!" even while waving goodbye - then runs to catch me. If a TV series were based on this place it would be called, "Who's the Mom", the newest reality show for stay-at-home Moms.

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I work in a very preppy office. One of my co-workers is Glam.Three others are Glitz, Spritz, and No-Zitz. My boss, an punk from Europe is such a freak. I know I need to find another job, but every time I tell the boss I'm leaving, he actually tlaks out loud. if a tv series were based on this place it would be calles, " Clique, Tock, Clique, Tock, Goes the Clock

I work in a very retarded office. One of my co-workers is dumb_; Three others are ok. My boss, a nitwit from the 1st grade is such a bum.

I know I need to find another job but every time I tell the boss I'm leaving, she doesn't care. I can be replaced easily.

If a tv series were based on this place it would be called, "WallyWorld, Raw and Uncensored."

I work in a very unrealistic office. One of my co-workers is convinced she is Alice in Wonderland. My boss, a strange little man from a country no one has ever heard of is such a pathetic excuse for a leader as he enables "Alice". I know I need to find another job but every time I tell the boss I'm leaving, he pretends to be the rabbit and starts ignoring me and running saying "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date." If a tv series were based on this place, it would be called "Adventures into the Dark Psyche".

I work in a very strange office. One of my co-workers is monkey; Three others are zebras. My boss, a hippo from some faraway country is such a control freak.

I know I need to find another job but every time I tell the boss I'm leaving, he opens his mouth and kind-of rawrs at me.

If a tv series were based on this place it would be called, "At the Office."

I work in a very stuffy office. One of my co-workers is carnivorous (he eats raw bacon); three others are bicycle fitness dudes. My boss, a big guy from Hollywood, is such a control freak.

I know I need to find another job but every time I tell the boss I'm leaving, he points at the door and says "Don't let it hit you on the way out." So I stay on to spite him.

If a tv series were based on this place it would be called, "Computer Software Place, Burbank."

I work in a very FAIRY TALE office. Once of my co workers is RAPUNZEL. Three others are CINDERELLA, SNOW WHITE and PUSS IN BOOTS. My boss, a DWARF from OZ is such a RUMPELSTILTSKIN.

I know i need to find another job but every time I tell the I'm leaving, he GIVES ME A POISONED APPLE. If a tv series were based on this place it would be call, "ALICE IN WONDERLAND"

I work in a very __unstable, paranoid, twisted__ office.

One of my co-workers is __ a back-stabbing piece of junk__; Three others are ___ just great!! Really. I adore them to pieces__.

My boss, a ___ sad, sick, twisted, psychotic, manipulative, lying, perverted, pathetic SOB___ from __the pit of hell and i hope he drowns in a pool of his own vomit on a rainy Tuesday in March ____is such a___[an] EXPLETIVE.... EXPLETIVE....EXPLETIVE.... *pause* EXPLETIVE!!!! ___.

I know I need to find another job but every time I tell the boss I'm leaving, he ___ tantrums like a little girl and threatens to fire me, then he concocts an obnoxious story to tell his boss to cover for his own lackadaisical ineptitude at managing employees and comprehending the basics of the job, [which are NOT that difficult or mentally taxing] to which he hasn't a clue, obviously, and couldn't manage himself out of a paper bag if he tried, let alone manage anyone else____.

If a TV series were based on this place it would be called, "__"Survivor: Corporate America___."

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I work in a very ___GOTHIC______ office. One of my co-workers is ____SHAGGYDOG_____; Three others are ____SCOOBY______. My boss, a ____MARTIAN ___ from ___PENISCOPAL_____ is such a ___CANDYBAR______.

I know I need to find another job but every time I tell the boss I'm leaving, he ____WEEPS_______.

If a tv series were based on this place it would be called, "_________BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS________________."