A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up
To the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
' I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacists' eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
Husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now.
That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription
xD lol
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jajajajajaj lol
jajajajajajaja kn esa rescripcion si daba medicamento
muy bueno wereja jaja
salu2
Gracias Signorita
Güerita as always, you sorpraised me, for that reason, I believe in your words, when you talking into your worm lipps.
PS. I hope now with the new coach, we can start the road to our 12th mexican soccer championship.
PS2. kisses & hughes. Best wishes
that reminds me of the joke....
A guy walks into the pharmacy asking the clerk, "do you have any of those condoms with the pesticide?", the clerk replies, "we don't have condoms with pesticide, matter of fact, I am sure they don't make condoms with pesticide"......."that's too bad", the man replies.....and the clerk then asks....."might I ask why you are looking for condoms with pesticide?".....the man replies, "well, my wife has a bug up her azz, and I need to go in after it "........
Deliciously evil. Love it!
8.
That's not a question. Funny though.
Lmao. Love it.
wow amazing joke im still laugjing ahahahhaa
Good joke!